- calls grocery store
- me: do you have cotton balls
- worker: yes
- me: does it tickle when u walk
- worker: -hangs up-
do you guys ever just miss the apocalypse?
THE LEVIATHANS LOOK PRETTY FUCKIN NICE RIGHT NOW
AZAZEL WASNT THAT BAD
LILITH WAS A SWEETHEART
LUCIFER WASN’T A DICK
EVE WAS LOVELY
*gasp* Friend is lonely?
on my way friend… woah wait…yes
I dance to maek you happy
did friend like dance?
I shall battle the sadness!
friend isso pretty, she shouldnt feel sad or lonely
lots of people love friend! shes funny
I give huggles to friend
when friend is happy, we are happy
remember to smile okay? Smile as you read this!
you are not alone friend. I am here. Be happy.
i just want to send this to all my friends
- Facebook: i now call this internet meeting to order.
- Instagram: wait, wheres tumblr?
- Twitter: i got this...WHAT TEAM?
- Tumblr: *tumbles in* WILDCATS